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The biggest legend ever. He also has a huge cock and gets all the girls
Freind: OMG I just got a girlfreind
Me: Did you just pull a peter?
Freind: Yeah
A hardcore MAGAt; but other then that he’s cool
“Damn Peter’s so cool, a real shame he likes Trump but oh well🤷🏽“
someone who gets mad over everything and if you have chip crumbs in your room lord forbid you just clean it he'll drag you and will get mad at you if you dont clean the dog poop and will threaten to kick you out and make fun of his daughter in law for drinking pepsi
The guy who happens to work at every single factory in the world and manages to violate company regulations every time.
Peter what the fuck are you doing to the sprinkles!?
the type of guy to get 0 bitches throughout his life time.
Peter quit talking shit and go get some pussy.
"Wake up, Family Guy Funny Moments #27 is out. Peter makes a panini this time"
too much homework, so little time. a complicated speciman with strict life rules and big goals. he doesnt want to let down his parents... but he wants to soar. Dont be a turtle or a hare.... be an eagle my friend. God bless america