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Same as a pirate key, just add cocaine to fingers or bootyhole.
Damn homegirl that gave me that dusty pirate key left a nail in my butt that im just feeling now....cus the coke wore off and is no longer numb...
Spoof name for the music band “Twenty One Pilots”
“Have you heard Twenny three pirates new album? Ah it sucksss”
"Treasure chest" and "booty", as in, the sumptuous T&A "riches" which any "curvaceously attractive" lady possesses, and which horny studs view as being infinitely more desirable/precious to them than any buccaneer's ill-gotten stash of gold or jewels. Plus a girl's "bodily valuables" can never be "spent 'n' squandered" the way monetary riches can; the blinky-eyed cutie's delectable resources remain present and undepleted no matter how much they are "savored and enjoyed". And of course, in the case of the ample "treasures" on a buxom gal's "treasure chest", the overall "volume" of her delightful "treasures" actually **increases** with "regular use", since a girl's boobs grow bigger and fuller the more they're played with, especially if said "recreation" occurs while the chick is still in her more "youthful years", such as between her late teens to early thirties.
Bored history-class student: I'm not much into reading about piracy on the high seas, but I do love occasionally quoting their colorful language, especially when lightheartedly conversing with cute girls whom I befriend --- they always have the biggest giggle-fits when I joke around with them using protoplasm pirate-phrases.
“American horse pirates raged throughout the land.”
when you don't know the word cowboy
in the wild west movies the people who star in them are american horse pirates
Acronym RPS
A person who likes to talk and dress like a pirate wear eyeliner, and their attire contains elements of skulls. ie. jewelry, rings, leather or beaded bracelets, and bandanas
I have Repressed Pirate Syndrome and dress like Jack Sparrow. Savvy?
A sexual action that starts off with you boning your girlfriend hard up the ass; then before you climax, you sit her ass down on the toilet and bust in either of her eyes and she says ARRRRRGH!
Last night I accidentally busted on my girlfriend's face and it got in her eye and she screamed ARRRRRRRRGH thus resembling a dirty butt pirate.
My girlfriend and I did the dirty butt pirate last night but now she needs an eye appointment.
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