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Filling a parcel with excrement and posting it through the door of a house (commonly done after midnight).
'I was Posting a Parcel last night, very messy.'
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Kaiserslautern, Germany
Yeah, I grew up in Europe. Unfortunately, Kaiserslautern is the German version of Pittsburgh or Detroit; absolute post-industrial wasteland. I can see jobs dying when I walk down the street.
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the feeling a person gets when they finish the last book of the Twilight saga, Breaking Dawn, and decide that its dull and boring main character will never measure up to the skillfully-crafted main characters in the Harry Potter series
I finished reading the Twilight saga, and then I felt like I would go through a post-Twilight depression, but it quickly ended... I realized that in twenty years from now, in the middle of my midlife crisis, I would re-read the Harry Potter series for comfort, not Twilight, which just can't be compared to J.K. Rowling's writing style.
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Basically hungover but with remorse and pain that results from over doing it the night before.
"Man all day I was lying around thinking 'I want my mommy'...
I had post-party depression.
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The time of day most of your friends will visit facebook. Usually when you post your status during the day when people are at work, no one will see it and therefore you will get no comments. But usually between 6-10 friends will check others statuses and comment.
"Melanie, how com no one commented or liked the picture of Emmitt sleeping on my work shoes?"
"Well Allie, did you post it during prime-post-time?"
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What Ayr fuckboys say when they "feel the need to post" that at the current time, Ayr has more players than Fallin. Then when Fallin has more than Ayr, They try their best to get you banned and scream bully.
Cookie: "Felt the need to post 💅 " *Posts an image of Ayr with 3 more players than Fallin*
(2 Days Later)
Kenadie: *Posts an image of Falin with 70 more players than Ayr*
Cookie: "Stop bullying us, you advertised ;("
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The act of winning back a lover and reclaiming your bang-piece, after a 20-year period.
20 years ago, Jacob thought he lost his prized bang-piece. Now, he has her back. Jacob for the post-score hookup!
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