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When you are popping a russian girl in the keester.And she drags you around the house
I was ass fucking that russian sliz in the ass,and she drug me all over the house.One more russian tractor pull night my dicks gonna pull off.
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When you have passed out and someone takes a small shit in your mouth, thus leaving a nasty taste and your breath smelling like death.
Oh my god, John gave me a Russian breath mint last night and I can't get the smell out of my breath.
Ya I know, I watched.
Why Am I even friends with you. Sigh
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Like angry dragon tears but the man deficates into the females mouth and plugs her nose so shit come out her eyes.
That bitch needed to be taught a lesson so I gave her Russian Dragon Tears like she deserved!
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When You Take A Piss In Your Coffee And Give It To Your Russian Friend.
"I Got This Coffee From The Carnival And It Taste Like Shit, Im Going To Piss In It And Give It To Russian When We Pick Him Up For The Party"
"Dude You Want This Coffee? I Dont Like It......... "OK".......LOL! Dude! You Just Drank Russian Coffee, "Huh" I Pissed In It! "Oh You Fucking Fagget!" LOL!"
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Amazing tea that make u feel high. Nice intellectual and body stimulation with light euphoria. Effect have somethink similar to redbull and other energetic drinks, but much softer and natural. U need to understand it.
I like drink it in morning instead of coffee.
To make it u need 2-3 tablespoon of cheap black small leaf tea(some used more u need to check how u will feel individually)
also u can use other sort of tea (if u have green tea put about 5-6 tablespoon)
Dats how I usually do it.
I take big 0.5l cup pour 300ml boil water(about half of cup) then add 3 tablespoon black tea and close cup with dish.
Wait 15-20 min (almoust tea leaves dropped to bottom)
Sip it with somethink sweet (cake, pie...)
Effect comes after 15-30 min.
First times maybee u will feel sick after drink dat, but after some time u will like it taste.
I drink one dose of russian tea and 100ml of cognac. Feel so fuckin good
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When two cars, trucks, or semi's are driving side by side to each other on the highway, so you can not pass them.
Sara said to Billy: "Look Billy, ahead its a Russian Road Block, now we cannot pass them, only a jerk would do that."
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A situation when in something sticks something else in which something else sticks...
Not only for real things also for knotty problems
Yesterday we got a a Russian puppet situation with a packet which was sent to Rose, but inside was a also a letter for Dan and in Dans letter was also a page for Harry
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