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sleeping the gap

When a couple have reached a point in their relationship where they sleep on opposite sides of a bed with their backs to each other.

We were happy for the first few years of our marriage. For the past 6 years or so we've been sleeping the gap.

by Pocket39 March 30, 2017


Ugly Sleep

the opposite of beauty sleep

"Time to get some ugly sleep." said Nail Parrot after a long day

by Nail Parrot Himself September 30, 2020


You + sleep

The perfect combination partaking in both a wonderful boy, and a verb. Frickn sleep.

The perfect combination is "You + sleep" Brandon. Go to bed!

by littleflowerbab July 31, 2019


sleep stroking

The act of stroking another's genitalia while sleeping in bed. Another nocturnal activity similar to sleep walking. The "sleep stroker" may pretend to be asleep or actually asleep.

I didn't touch you without consent, I swear I was sleep stroking!

by Dr. Sleep August 18, 2021


Sleep Suck

To suck cock in your sleep

Arjen woke up with morning breath, unaware that he sleep sucks

by RamsJay April 13, 2023


Pacifism's prayer: "I will strike you and tell myself it it not normal until I go to sleep."

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Pacifism's prayer: "I will strike you and tell myself it it not normal until I go to sleep."

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 17, 2025


sleep walker

A person of asian decent

Can't that damn sleep walker learn to drive!

by skankhunter6942060 May 29, 2025