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"Time to get some ugly sleep." said Nail Parrot after a long day
The perfect combination partaking in both a wonderful boy, and a verb. Frickn sleep.
The perfect combination is "You + sleep" Brandon. Go to bed!
A pink sock so large it can keep a homeless man warm.
Josh's pink sleeping bag kept Thomas alive last winter.
When you're exhausted and can physically feel yourself start to pass out and dream. Knowing you're gonna be asleep within minutes.
*lays down on couch*
"Welp, that workout gave me some sleep momentum"
*sleeping within 2 minutes*
Trying to keep yourself up for so long that you eventually feel high, but you’re not high, you’re just sleep
“Dude I feel sleep toasted, I’ve been up for 30 hours and everything is funny.”
Falling asleep in front of the computer while moving the mouse.
I was so tired my boss caught me sleep mouseing.
Traumatic Sleep Injury, or TSI, is when you wake up with an unknown injury that occured while one sleeps or is passed out.
Zeke: "Hey Kelly why are you limping?"
Kelly: "I don't know, I woke up with a sore knee."
Zeke: "Classic Traumatic Sleep Injury, you need one bourbon, one scotch, and one beer."