Oh You're So Welcome

When you thank mum and she says "You're welcome".......just in a different way.

Me: "Thanks mum."
Mum: "For what?"
Me: "For helping."
Mum: "OH YOU'RE SO WELCOME MY SWEET SWEET ANGEL BOY."
Me: "..."
Mum: "YOU ARE EXTREMELY ABNORMALLY GREATLY GIANTLY SUPERNATURALLY FANTASTICALLY..." *20 minutes later* "...SUBSTANTIALLY CONSIDERABLY HUGELY TO A GREAT EXTENT SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WELCOME!"
Me: "tHaNk YoU sO mUcH!!!"

Am so fucking hungry

It's when you are too hungry to get up and find food. Only gets worse till you crawl to the kitchen and gobble down several cans of mountain dew as you lick splenda sugar.

Shit! am so fucking hungry. I could eat a boot right now

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So guys we did it

A "so guys we did it" moment is when someone dives from a high point into a large body of water, usually jumping from a point with a 90° angle directly below

Ay, jeff pulled a "so guys we did it"
Ah, did he drown? Lol

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a so-called friend

men named anthony usually italian and sorta tall.

the guy who tryed stealing your girlfriend; that asshole you thought was your friend; "a so-called friend"

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So...you like bread?

Its when you are having an awkward conversation or you are trying to flirt with someone you say it.

Person 1: -says something -
person 2 - so...you like bread?
Person 1- What? o.o

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yo mama so fat

Her blood type is Nutella

Yo mama so fat!!

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im so freaking pissed

One of the best White Chicks phrases: 'Im so, freakin, pissed'... Then they go on about how bad their day was.

'Im so freaking pissed...first, I go to doctor layman to get my nose done, I ask him to make me look like Gwyneth Paltrow, and he makes me look like freakin' SHREK!' *weeps*

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