spit some beech nut in your eye

The act of putting a wad of tobacco in yer lipper and spitting a stream in another mans or womans eye

Andy here gets angry at his teacher so he puts in a nice ole wad an he "spit some beech nut in your eye" causing severe pain and blindness.

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would you like some fries with that salt

An excellent comeback when someone is acting salty.

Person: You never do anything people ask you.

Me: Would you like some fries with that salt, sir?

Hold The Door Get Robbed Some More!

The Quote/Reason Why Sheldon Cooper Doesn’t Hold Open Doors For People.
If You Hold A Door For Someone And They Rob You.

Lenard:HEY,HEY Hold The Door!
Sheldon:Hold The Door Get Robbed Some More!
Lenard:OI,WAIT COME BACK!

I can dig some grease while chompin' on some buns and draggin' through the garden

Phrase meaning "I'll have the fish"

Flight Attendant: What can I get for you, sir?

Man: I can dig some grease while chompin' on some buns and draggin' through the garden.

Flight Attendant: I'm sorry, we're all out of fish...

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some sort of an infection from shaving or something

This is genital herpes.

I went to the dermatologist today and my face is breaking out from herpes. Turns out it was some sort of an infection from shaving or something.

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Put Some Water on that Sh*t

calm down; let it go

If you see one of your friends about to get into an altercation that you know he/she shouldn't become involved in, you would say, "Man, put some water on that sh*t"

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Harry! Give Me Some Of Your Gravy!

At the alan carr show featuring an interview with one direction, alan carr explains how some school girl oustide his dressing room yelled for harry styles to give her some of his 'gravy'. (initially cum). It is currently used as an inside joke for directioners.

Pronounced as:

HARREH! GIVE MAY SOME OF YOUR GRAVEH!

OMG! there's harry styles! HARRY! GIVE ME SOME OF YOUR GRAVY!

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