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A lesbian who has slept with only one man once and in that moment realized that she was a lesbian.
I'm a gold star lesbian but my girlfriend is a silver star lesbian.
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(N) Crocs. But instead of the simple bottom, there is a white flat base with a black stripe in the middle like on Converse All-Stars. For people that want the comfortability of Crocs, but the look of an All-Star. Or are just plain embarrassed to be wearing Crocs in the first place, and want to cover up by seemingly wearing Converse All-Stars.
Jeff: Dude check out my new Crocverse All-stars! I want the comfort of Crocs, but I don't want to look like a total douche.
Jim: Nah dude, you're still a douche for wearing Crocs.
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The Uk's premier centre for rowing and sculling, located on The River Great Ouse, Bedford. No other club can live with the sheer talent, brilliance or attractiveness of the club's crews, especially the the junior boys squad. Neighbours, Bedford Modern School and Bedford RC are said to literally shit themselves in sheer terror whenever confronted with a noble Star Club Warrior and local girls schools Dame Alice and BHS can only dream of getting within 10 feet of them! Star Club icons include Giggs, Tempah T and The Dawgz.
Star Rowing Club Member: "Just pulled a 6.00 2k"
Fellow Star Rowing Club Member: "Standard really!"
Rower: "I hear we're racing Star Rowing Club!"
2nd Rower: "Might as well not show up :("
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An indivual who consistently belittles the value of time and money on an hourly basis.
One who can turn a pot of gold into a pile of shit by simply thinking of what to do with it.
An historical event that is cherished by an eye witness due to the extreme fuckin stupidity of another living, breathing human being.
An action or reaction that occurs from the lack of a rational thinking process that either highlights or concludes the saga of one's already insignificant life.
One who can never get it right; an underachiever; a waste of space.
A fuckup of all fuckups.
One that excels at fucking up; if fuckin up was a sport this individual would take the cake.
If ever there was a school for teaching people how to fuck up, this person would be the Master Instructor, the Kingpin, the Head Honcho, the Top Dog, the fuckin Guru.
If I wasn't surrounded by this team of All-Star Fuckups maybe I could get some work done around here.
Look at this All-Star Fuckup, 32 years old....can't even tie his fuckin shoe.
Thank God for All-Star Fuckups, I paid for my lunch today with a 20 and the dumb ass gave me back 40.
Today I witnessed an All Star Fuckup. This guy was riding his bike and staring at this hotties ass when the fuker hit a pothole and flipped over his bike. He then proceeded to dust himself off, rack his bike, and then follow the hottie into the Biology building.
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A Star Ocean is the fluid from within that must come out from time to time.
Frankie just shot his Star Ocean everywhere. It had a British accent. CMPRIVATE...
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A sexual act in which both partners repeatedly spank each other on the ass until the red blotches resemble a star in the night sky. Usually resulting in welts.
Dick Scobee preformed an evening star on Christa McAuliffe during the launch of the Challenger.
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Star-jelly is your style and the aura you create. It is your unique/special quality. Star-jelly is what makes YOU fly.
As soon as she walked in the room her star-jelly made everyone pause.
She was shaking that star-jelly all over that dance floor.
He wasn't worried about being like the others. He was too busy shaking his star-jelly to imitate anyone else.
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