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Tard

The stupidest person in your group who gets their ass cut by everyone, others think is retarded but actually isn't. Should be used in forms of tard time, where the tard gets slave/noodle minutes for every stupid thing they do (which is usually a lot). A real cabbage patch neck-ass man.

Person 1: "God, you're such a tard"
Person 2: "Hard to believe he doesn't have mental issues"

by tyrannosaurusrex2 December 14, 2017


tard

The traditionally (ply) wooden portion of a skateboard's base.

That dude's snapped his tard in half while trying a 720 kamikaze flip on some stairs, yo!

by SuElTigre February 26, 2023


Tard

A retard who doesn't know how to get past the first level in any game.

You fuckin tard, the mission is right there.

by TardWrangler21 February 8, 2019


Tard

(Short for retard) What your mom says to your little brother when he is trying to hide something he was doing.

(Starts video games, But mom comes down)
What are you doing you tard?!

by silentgreenninja May 20, 2020


Tard

To be undoubtedly the most simple minded creature out there who thinks they are funny, but indeed are not.

Look there goes a tard, swinging her arms in circles

by Shlongkid June 9, 2021


tard

a person that is a retarded bare every day

Steve Loural is a tard

by t2323122232 April 26, 2011


tard

Someone who is so stupid, intrusive, and annoying , you can't get away fast enough.

I was talking to Kathy today , that tard just would not let me get away.

by Wayne M. May 17, 2018