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when your penis (diiiiiiick) is in the vagina (pussssssy) and it's going really good and your penis gets so hard it actually hurts you
gage: dude when me and sara had sex last night my dick got so hard it hurt!!!
sawyer: no way bruh
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someone who wears the wrong shirt
Hey Nick, that shirts not very hard trance!
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The morning after enjoying Mike's Hard Lemonade a bit too much.
"I'm really having a Mike's Hard Morning right now... though that party was killer"
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Concentrated urine that is dark in color and harsh in odor much like that of a dehydrated fat man.
Phew Enis, I need to go drop some Kansas Hard Lemonade!
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A more polite way to refer to porn.
So I was watching a hard core romance movie last night and you would never believe what I saw.
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An age you will not go below when looking for a significant other. Coming in below the hard deck, in naval terms, means having a flight path that will bring you in below the hard deck of the aircraft carrier you're hoping to land on. This will only end poorly.
"Yeah, man, that girl's hot, but definitely below the hard deck. Going to have to pass."
"She's 24."
"I have high standards."
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A Marine in the United States Marine Corps.
I don't know what happened to you Pyle, but you are certainly born again hard.
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