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On May 17, you gather your friends and family to play card and board games for the afternoon.
What, did you expect something sexual today?
Actually, I'm sure there is.
Cyan: It's May 17, and you know what that means!
Sapphire: Ohhh yeahhhh~
Cyan: It's National Grab A Hand Of Playing Cards Day!
Sapphire: Oh. Yeah. We could do that too.
Fucking around with people on Discord and sending illegal shit, breaking the rules in servers. and nonstop disgusting shit
Ligma: *sends porn* hahahahahahaha im so funny i sent porn
Gorilla: Bro your literally using the PDM Card can you fuck off *bans*
This means to go the route that you know you shouldn't and that will most likely lead to something that's not a good idea.
She's totally Pulling The Devil's Card and stealing from that shop for tampons bro
crystal hash made by collecting thc crystal from marijuana and pressing it in between the cards
my buddy made some good CARD HASH last night
This is a slang term for a pussy used among the dirty whores who have entered their geriatric state.
Andy get your big sweaty ass over here and use your bopper on my bingo card while I run my fingers through your luscious curls.
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Toronto slang for cocaine:
Hey Tina, want to do some Yugioh cards and get f*cked up
The Uno Block Card ( Officially called the Skip Card ) is card so powerful, it outpowers both the Uno Reverse Card and the "No U" insult. It cannot be reversed or No U'd since it is the manifestation of blocking.
It's only counters are Action Cards from the mythical game Dos.
You beat your friend in a game of monopoly
You: Good game!
Friend: Nah you cheated!
You: No I didn't!
Friend: Yea you did! It's easy to tell.
You: Well it was easy to beat you without cheating!
Friend: Your mom was easy.
You: No you
Friend pulls out an Uno Reverse Card
You pull out an Uno Block Card
Your friend becomes bewildered
Friend: I concede, you didn't cheat.