One who believes they are in a position of relative importance, but in all actuality nobody gives a shit about what they do. Taking all day to accomplish the simplest of tasks on a special Olympic level, a chode makes simple conversations and quick stories last for what seems like hours. Simple logistics are made complicated by setting aside all rational thinking. A chode will spend hours chatting up the opposite sex to make one’s self appear to be respected and appreciated. A vast array of prescription medications is taken by a chode multiple times a day sometimes in manners straying from the prescribed method resulting in a foggy sense of awareness.
Look at that Chode in that red shirt talking to that firewatch. What a Chode!!
A man with a dick half the size of an atom
Did you see his chode Rebecca?
A dick that is like 10 inches wide and 2 cm long
Senario
Man with chode: hey sexy wanna touch my big fat cock
Female:ew no get that ugly chode away from me you cock lookng ass rat
1) the space between your balls and your ass.
2) a person usually a male, whom thinks the world of himself but doesn't realize that everyone else thinks he's a total useless person/ lordian.
A chode is someone who is lazy and full of bulls**t, otherwise know as James Hawthorne.
A chode looks like a fat penis and also is someone who is too lazy to do simple things.
Excuse making is a big sign.
“Omg his dick looked like such a chode it looked like Jake Jordan”