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Chode

One who believes they are in a position of relative importance, but in all actuality nobody gives a shit about what they do. Taking all day to accomplish the simplest of tasks on a special Olympic level, a chode makes simple conversations and quick stories last for what seems like hours. Simple logistics are made complicated by setting aside all rational thinking. A chode will spend hours chatting up the opposite sex to make one’s self appear to be respected and appreciated. A vast array of prescription medications is taken by a chode multiple times a day sometimes in manners straying from the prescribed method resulting in a foggy sense of awareness.

Look at that Chode in that red shirt talking to that firewatch. What a Chode!!

by Glitterdragon420 September 19, 2020


Chode

A man with a dick half the size of an atom

Did you see his chode Rebecca?

by Russiabias69 April 21, 2021


Chode

A dick that is like 10 inches wide and 2 cm long

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Man with chode: hey sexy wanna touch my big fat cock
Female:ew no get that ugly chode away from me you cock lookng ass rat

by Misseshippo November 8, 2020


Chode

1) the space between your balls and your ass.

2) a person usually a male, whom thinks the world of himself but doesn't realize that everyone else thinks he's a total useless person/ lordian.

That dude is such a chode

by Souless75 June 22, 2023


Chode.

A chode is someone who is lazy and full of bulls**t, otherwise know as James Hawthorne.

A chode looks like a fat penis and also is someone who is too lazy to do simple things.

Excuse making is a big sign.

James Hawthorne is a chode.

by rock666er January 25, 2012


Chode

Jake Jordan

“Omg his dick looked like such a chode it looked like Jake Jordan

by poopybutt4617 May 13, 2023


Chode

Pancake penis

How do you fit your chode in your pants

by Budto March 14, 2021