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When you love the smell a girls farts so much that you trap her under the blankets until she lets one rip so you can inhale it straight from her boot-ay.
"Dude, I reverse Dutch ovened my girl last night because I just can't get enough of her sweet lady stank."
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To stick a fish up a donkeys ass, pull it out and start licking the shit off it, then deep fry the donkey
Sniffles likes to Dutch Fish-Donkey with his unckle Charlie Sheen.
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when two males jerk off on eachothers
i jerked off on jhons dick while at the sam time he jerked off at mine making this a double dutch clutch
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Every year, the dutch clan has a grand ceremony to recognize the "officers of the year"
The awards given are: the HEROIC AWARD, the award for the most courageous dutch member in batle. the BOOST AWARD, the award for the members who has proven himself to be the worthiest, and that has advancewd the highest levels in the dutch clan. and the last award the DUTCH MAN OF THE
YEAR. this is the best and most honorable award in the ceremony, whoever wins this usually is promoted to a high ranking. The last dutch man awards were given out in May 5th, 2005. There were many great dutch men out there, and anyone could of been picked for any of the 3 awards. But since there were so many great doitch men, and so many talented young loyal followers, the HONORABLE doitch MASTER NETO, decided to add 2 NEW dutch awards. These awards are: the ACADEMIC DUTCH AWARD, every 1st of the month the dutch men have to take a series of challenging tests of their knowledge of the world and the dutch clan. whoever has the highest GPA in the end gets this award. and theres the CONQUERER AWARD, this award is almost as significant as the dutch man of the year award this award is given to whoever led their armies to the most batles and won. here are the percentages of increase of status in the dutch clan that each awards gives. the HEROIC AWARD gives out 18.3% increase status, the BOOST AWARD gives 19.1% increase status, the ACADEMIC doitch AWARD gives 30.9% increase, the CONQUERER AWARD gives out 37.4% increase status, and the DUTCH MAN OF THE YEAR AWARD gives out an enlumbrant 50.1% status increase. so far the winners of each award are as followed: heroic award= felipe serpa, boost award= Marco, academic award= Aman, conquerer award= Chris, and for THE 44TH TIME IN A ROW!!!!!! THE WINNER OF THE DUTCH MAN OF THE YEAR AWARD IS...... MARCUS BERGES!!!
ps. they didnt let me put dutch alot, so doitch is the same thing as dutch
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A purely heterosexual act between two men, it is a combination of the Double Dutch Rudder and the Stranger. Both men sit on each other's hands untill they fall asleep, then proceed to use their numb hands to accomplish a Double Dutch Rudder.
Hey Gary, I'm bored, straight, and frisky. Up for a Double Dutch Rudder? Not tonight Ace, I'm not turned on by my own touch anymore. I need something new and exciting, lets kick it up a notch with a Double Dutch Stranger.
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When wearing lots of clothes you fart, and when you smell the fart begin to chimneys up throught your shirt collar you kindly ask someone to smell your dutch boy cologne.
Jonas asked me to smell his dutch boy cologne and it smelled alot like ass
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the product of a dutch oven
may contain toppings
"Hey roommate.Want a dutch oven pizza, roommate? It has some toppings on it."
*fart*
"Ew, that smells like your mom."
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