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J Hook

To curl your finger in a J shape and use it to lift someone's breast in an upward motion. Usually only done to fat kids or girls with big boobs.

My Girl friend annoyed me so much today, I had no choice but to J Hook her so hard her boob hit her in the face.

by take1 May 19, 2008

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j/k

j/k is common'ly used on most internet based chatting advocates it means"just playing,or just joking"playing aroundmostly used in forums or online games.someone says a de`meaning sentence to some one and after 3 seconds, after the other person is already steaming with anger the offender types i am j/k its really stupid in my opinion but it will never fail to be typed, sometimes said outside of the web'.

guy1:hey dude your moms such a bich and a big slut,you wanna know who your dad really is?".

guy2:.......

guy1:j/k hahaha.

by Linux_guy October 3, 2007

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Ella J

Ella is one of the bestest friends in the world. She is a party animal and always sends good vibes and she can make your mood better. She can never be serious and is constantly laughing, youll probably never see her cry cause shes a very strong person. She can be very sweet but a bitch if you try to fuck with her. Shes full of surprises and has very good fashion sense. She'll always be by your side whether its through a bad breakup, a sad time or an argument. She would never make you feel left out on purpose but when shes with her two bestfriends theyre inseperable. When she gets a bestfriend its like theyve been bestfriends forever even if theyve only been friends for a day. When she likes a boy they are usually not fuckboys because she knows to not get herself into dumb situations like that and always ends up with someone whos kind and funny. She could never be racist, sexist, homophobic or anything of that sort and believes that everyone is equal cause thats the type of person.

Ella J was bomb at that party yesterday

by Blurryface114 February 13, 2018

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j-ward

A mental institution. Funny farm. loony bin. So called after an Australian prison for the criminally insane.

Taking politics to seriously will result in a quick trip to the j-ward.

by dominew March 22, 2017

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j-atheist

What most Jews are, and why there are a disproportionate number of Jewish scientists.

"Hey, do you want to go push religion on the world and demand research be done on why the world is flat"?

"Na, I'm a practicing j-atheist."
jew,atheist

by nog-d March 22, 2011

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Apocalyptic J

Another name for blunt or joint.

"Dude I just smoked this fat Apocalyptic J."

"nice!"

by KsTeezy June 15, 2008

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J Brod

Local Narc
Crazy Mother called Annie- He has a sister called Mia and a brother that is called Greg. His mom is notoriously known for sleeping with the scituate police department, patrolling the streets and turning in 'future criminals'

Yo its J Brod, whats good yo

by gremlin ohh May 24, 2011

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