Rub your nuts on some hot sauce And then proceed to dip them into her mouth causing a Mexican teabag
Last night we got some chipotle and after that next thing you know I was giving her the Mexican teabag outback
Excessively dangling vagina lips
Look at the Mexican curtains on that girl!
When you turn around spread your butt cheeks and spray diarrhea on an intruder
I almost got murdered last night but I did a dirty mexican to defend myself
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It's like Crystal Light for Kids... but it's anal.
Only a dangus would do a Mexican drain
You know it when you hear it. IT WILL IMMEDIATELY DISCREDIT ANYTHING NO MATTER WHAT
Kid: I just graduated college, top of my class
Dad:*makes Mexican noise*
Kid: Fine, I'll go work at burger king
A Mexican Grumpy is the sexual act of inserting one's nose (just the tip) into the male partner's anus while being tea bagged.
Brad really likes it when he gives me a Mexican Grumpy, he smiles all the way to his proctologist's office.
When a man impregnates a woman out of wedlock, forcing a shotgun courthouse wedding without proper dating, proposal, etc.
Usually done as damage control so the woman doesn’t look like a hoe.
“Did you hear? Vanessa got pregnant by Pedro.”
“Damn he gave her the Mexican Proposal?!”