An offensive and quite possibly racist term used to degrade people native to mesoamerica. Mud refers to the mud they might use to build houses and towns. Turkey refers to the headdresses made from feathers that the native tribespeople were observed to occasionally wear.
”Did you see who Alex is dating now?”
”You mean The Mud Turkey?”
”Woah mate that sounds super racist. Not sure if it is but it sure sounds like it”
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A racist tern used for homeless people in the country of Turkey.
Eric: Those darn mud turkeys took my job.
Other Eric: They took my mother.
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When one takes a massive shit filling up the majority of the toilet bowl, it's bigger than a grocery snake.
Man I just shit out a mud turkey.
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A person that you tie a chain or rope around and then drag through a very very large mud hole till they are completly covered in mud.
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Old Turkey is a nickname for anyone who is old, wrinkly, and really tan.
John Gilmore is so tan, old, and wrinkly he is an old turkey.
To drop and a massive, hot steaming dump in your family's toilet after eating thanksgiving; resulting in anal fissures and a hemorrhoid.
I just turkey blasted the sh*t out of aunt Jan's guest bathroom toilet. I hope CVS is open on thanksgiving because I need to go buy Preparation H.
Fisting someone with your thumb up.
Brian: Bruh, I got so pissed at this guy I seriously considered turkey fisting this mofo