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Something Starbucks loving, Uggs wearing, Live Laugh Love sign sharing women say when they adjust their feelings to fit a situation that wasn't what they wanted or expected. The opposite of realizing life is full of ups and downs and all you can do sometimes is just deal with it.
This Thanksgiving didn't turn out quite like she wanted but she adjusted her heart posture and went along with it like a good conservative woman would.
You are broken hearted and probably have dyed hair
“She Is so Single Hearted”
“What a bitch”
“She sucked Jeremy last night”
Mario was having a good time until out came the Italian Heart Attack
Outwardly expressed feelings of shock, distress & anger when someone is told that something is going to cost way more than reasonably expected.
*you're getting your car serviced at the mechanic*
Mechanic: Your air filter is pretty dirty. We can replace it for around $40.
You: $40?! You trying to give me an Italian heart-attack?! Put it back, I can get that shit at Walmart for 8 bucks!
Tana Mongeau’s favourite 2 words in which she used everyday to describe everything that jake does 😍
When your boyfriend tosses you salad, heart eyes
Something you say at the end of a sentence about something your lover does/looks/says/etc. for you or others. You usually use this at the end of a sentence when you admire what they do and love them even more for it.
Tana: “when daddy makes you breakfast, heart eyes”
Jake: “hahaha omg Tana shout up and eat, you goof-ball”
Person 1:Have you seen that girl in hentai with those heart eyes?
Person 2: epic