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When there’s thousands of jobs and you keep complaining there are none?!?!
I can’t decide if I should get a job , so right now I’m content with not being able to take a shit like the rest of the other pot rotters?!?!
When a person take more time than necessary to do something.
When a person is parking for a long time:
-Hey Brad, are you going to park today or not? Kiss or get off the pot!
The act of taking a shit in someone’s belly button.
After eating Mexican food, I gave Betsy a Michigan Pot Hole, the bathrooms were out of order and I didn’t have anywhere else to go.
When you inhale harsh cannabis that results in you coughing so hard that your blood pressure rises and you sweat unlike a green out you don't vomit and for the most part you're still good to smoke after a minute or so
Person 1: coughs lungs out after hitting water bong.
Person 2: Damnnn you sweating hard are you greening?.
Person 1: nah its all good its just pot sweats.
when a male holds his genitalia up to his partners nose and pees so it comes out the other nostril; sinus rinse.
“Yo bro I just netti potted Emma last night”
When you pee in someone’s mouth while your pee makes a rainbow effect and the person’s mouth acts like the pot of gold.
He was getting me mad so I gave him an Irish pot of gold.
When a man shits in a Gumbo Pot and throws it in a body of water.
Hunter: Dad did you really just shit in that Gumbo pot?
Robert: yes I had to let it loose like that other time in target.
Hunter: Mom don't use that because that's Robert's Gumbo Pot.