Beat your Meat

slap your pork

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Off-beat Susan

Off-beat Susan
n.

1. A bizarre sex act in which a male receives anal intercourse from a female wearing a strap on phallus.
2. The act is "off-beat" in the sense that it is disturbing and weird and incorporates the feminine name "Susan" due to the distinct gender reversal.

Ted recieved his first off-beat Susan from Jane, and the sick bastard enjoyed it.

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Beating my meat

SLayin yo meat

Nigga get the fuck out i'm beating my meat

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beating the rap

when a guy masturbates

Man she was so hot, i had to go to the bathroom just to beat the rap.

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Beat-up version

noun: Someone who is a lookalike, or doppelganger, for another person, but less attractive. While it usually refers to physical appearance, the term is versatile and can, in theory, also be applied to inferior versions of non-human things/animals or used to compare one individual negatively to another in terms unrelated to physical attractiveness.

Spencer Pratt is a beat-up version of Charlie Hunnam.

Charlie Puth sings like a beat-up version of Sam Smith.

Mello Yello is a beat-up version of Mountain Dew.

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Beat that bitch ass

Fight

I don’t like that bitch let’s go beat that bitch ass

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Beat a Furry century

so you missed november 27th. No worries because from here on out. ITS BEAT A FURRY CENTURY. FROM 2020-2120 FELL FREE TO BEAT AS MANY FURRIES AS POSSIBLE. GOOD LUCK COMRADES

HOLY CRAP DID YOU HEAR JIMMY. ITS BEAT A FURRY CENTURY

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