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When you wake up in the middle of an ongoing bukkake session
That Texas Pickle Trap from earlier has really clogged up my pores.
The act of lowering the scrotum into the mouth of a female who has braces and forcing her to bite down hard by either tickling her feet or punching her in the stomach
- Hey bro! Wanna go steal a homeless guys shoes and fill them with cream cheese?
- Nah sorry man, can't. Going to get a Hungarian Bear Trap off my girlfriend
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Refers to a bong or waterpipe bowl that has been filled with marijuana refuse such as stalks and stems, then lightly top with actual weed.
Similar to the Indian tiger trap, where a deep pit is covered with sticks to support grass and leaves to disquise the trap.
The mong never likes to share his weed, so he packs tiger trap bowls for his friends while he gets a full bowl of 'greens'.
The mong never likes to share his weed, so he packs tiger trap bowls for his friends while he gets a full bowl of 'greens'.
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When one prepares a delicious pizza from scratch and invites ladies to come over to your house and fight over it. Thus enjoying ladies fight over pizza and the winner getting plowed in your bedroom.
Hey man, today I'm going to lay the pizza trap! I sure am going to get laid tonight!
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A trap door occurs when one sits on the toilet intending to have a bowel movement and the fecal matter literally falls from the anus into the toilet with no resistance whatsoever. Sometimes accompanied by pain or burning.
Damn, I just took a filthy trap door and put that bathroom into therapy. I knew I'd pay for mixing beer and Jamo all night.
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Similar to a "Lot Lizard" but works tourist heavy areas.
Damn tourist trap gave me the crabs.
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An anxious, delusional mother who enjoins her child to behave by making fantastic claims about the likely consequences of her child's misbehavior. Like the board game Mouse Trap, her claims involve a series of improbable events, ending in disaster.
Mouse Trap Mom: Bobby, stop jumping around! The people in line are holding coffee, and if you bump into them, they are going to spill coffee all over your face, and then you'll be scarred for life, like Seal, except you won't be able to sing well, since you'll break your vocal chords when you cry from the hot coffee burns, so no girls will like you. Out of desperation you'll awkwardly start experimenting with guys. You'll get really drunk one night and have rough sex with a guy in a Chelsea bar and then your ass will be tore up like goatse. You'll never be able to shit right, again, so you'll have to stay away from beans and rice, which is a shame, because they would have prevented you from getting intestinal cancer. So you'll get it and die alone when you are 37. So stop fucking jumping around.
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