Urban Dictionary

A dictionary that explains to people about certain slangs and words.Also it is a place where fucktards like to post hate definitions to Juggalos and Juggalettes.The people who diss Juggalos and Juggalettes on urban dictionary are just Half-witted Hoes, and Wrong minded Whores.They like to fucking sit behind their computers and be bitches.Saying shit about Juggalos and Juggalettes. Well they should just fuck off. They just mad cuz they sit at home all day and eat their fucking munchies.
Some examples that people like the ones who diss juggalos are just bitches:

Ex 1. Juggalo: Hey man do you like ICP?!?! They fuckin rule!!!!
Someone who disses Juggalos constantly on urban dictionary: NO WAY!!! YOUR MUSIC SUCKS!!!
Someone who disses Juggalos constantly on urban dictionary :- at home on his bed eating food while listening to music - "Oh yes...yes....oh justin bieber....oh you are awesome.....

Ex 2. Someone who disses Juggalos constantly on urban dictionary: -is at home dissing juggalos- "HA!!! EAT THAT JUGGALOSER!!!!"
Someone who disses Juggalos constantly on Urban Dictionary goes up to his mom: "Hey mom...you will like what i did today.... I DISSED JUGGALOS!"
-mom beats Someone who disses Juggalos constantly on urban dictionary-
Someone who disses Juggalos constantly on urban dictionary:"WHAT WAS THAT FOR MOM?!?!!?!?!"
Mom: "CUZ HOLY SHIT!!!! IF I HEAR ONE MORE WORD COMING FROM YOUR FATASS I WILL FUCKING DIE OF A BRAIN TUMOR!"

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urban dictionary

1) The greatest site EVER, it beats down myspace and facebook to a bloody pulp.
2) The one thing you shouldn't be looking up on urban dictionary about!!!

ex. 1: "Yo, UD is the best site on the face of the earth."
"I know, not even myspace or facebook can touch it"
ex. 2: "Hey, am I stupid for looking up the definition to urban dictionary?"
"Of course not, that makes you retarded!!!!"

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Names on Urban Dictionary

Self-Loving descriptions of People with low self-esteem

"Tobias is a super name for someone with a six pack and sexy abbs I want a Tobias more then anyhting he is funny creative brave selfless and strong physicly and mentally"
"Did you get that shit from Names on Urban Dictionary ?"
"... yes."

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Urban Dictionary rejection

That sad moment when you try and add a word to Urban Dictionary and they send you the email saying that the editors decided not to publish it. This lowers your self esteem because it makes you think you're not the funniest mother fucker alive like you thought all your life.

Jake: Hey what's wrong with Johnny?
Blake: He's feeling the Urban Dictionary Rejection.
Jake: I always told him comedy wasn't his thing.

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Back to Urban Dictionary

The sentence you press if you made a word that nobody made and you want to keep looking for definitions.

Guy: *Types "editions" in the search bar*
Urban Dictionary: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ sorry, we couldn't find: editions
Guy: I want to go back to the homepage. *Presses Back to Urban Dictionary*

The Urban Dictionary Mug

1. 'slang' for a big failure from a horrible joke like why did the chicken cross the road
2. A useless feature of the Urban Dictionary to anger people
3. A chicken

I hate The Urban Dictionary Mug its useless

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