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1) A sexual position with a single partner where visual and auditory stimuli are temporarily deadened. At that point in time one is in a superposition where penetration is occurring in all orifices simultaneous. Upon the return of auditory and visual stimuli, the wave form collapses and only one orifice is being penetrated.
2) A Ménage à trois (Three-Way) with a temporary removal of audio an d visual stimuli. Requires penetration. Upon the removal of audio and visual stimuli one partner is simultaneously penetrating the two other partners until the return of the audio and visual stimuli. At that point, the wave form collapses and only one partner is chosen for penetration.
1) "I had the most amazing time last night. My girlfriend put earplugs on me then we started having sex. Right when I was about to finish she put a blind fold on me and I felt like I experienced Schrödinger's Three Way!"
2) "So the three of us were having sex last night. I covered my ears and turned of the lights. I was in the middle of a Schrödinger's Three Way!"
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When someone you know is pretty stupid but in a funny way but they still are kinda stupid
Dude Ethan is so stupid in a good way
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that's just the way things happen...used by housewives from wisconsin who have not yet joined the 21st century
well dearie, i know you're upset you didn't get invited to the sock hop, but doncha know, that's the way the cookie crumbles
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What they tel you when you have used every method of tube tying, vasectomy, double bagging, pill form of kid contrloe known to man and still end up in nine months with a Dr. in your ear looking up you under carrage saying, "OK now PUSH"
There is an article that was printed a fews yearts back on a family that ended up having a set of twin Girls 5 years after he had a vasectomey and she had he tube ligated after thier marrage. They were a Bi-Racial Couple and feared the pressures of what there kids would go threw so they decided to have the procedures done. 5 years later she is pregnant and the man accuses her od cheating and leaves her durring the pregnancy only to find out durring a test going on when the mother had pre-term labor problems due to anxiaty attacks,that he was the father of the twin girls. Bet he felt like an ass. TRUE STORY
Girl: I don't get it! We were always so darn careful. Why us? How the heck did this happen? We used a darn rubber ever friggen time!
Doc: nature finds a way to get you caught by the balls when your not paying attention.
Girl: That's not funny, thats all your saying? Don't you get the situation I'm in?
Doc: Well you decide what to do untimatly.
Girl: Thanks Doc, I feel soooo much better now. Oh shit what do I do?
(6months later)
Girl: They decided for me and told me to shut up.
Doc: You know once this gets to you it's going to harm you mentaly right?
Girl: I'll be ok
(3years later: full on mental breakdown)
The point is, nature finds a way and just don't have sex if your not prepared to handle the reprocutions when nature shows you whos boss and will create it for you. Now it's done and on The Mr. To decide what to do.
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hey man, that girl is a two way street. she is sooooo into getting ass fucked!
every street is a two way street in that part of town...
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Something that's difficult to do. Originates from four difficult sporting maneuvers:
1.Rollerblading
2.Skateboarding
3.Basketball
4.Huslin'
Which can be used to describe the difficulties in life.
1. Spinning your body (360 degrees) into a grind in the most difficult manner.
2. Spinning your body (360 degrees)on a skateboard in the most difficult manner.
3. Scoring from the 3 point line.
4. Rolling a 6 on a dice with a 3 and a 3.
Hence, meaning something that is difficult to do.
1. Damn son! Barry Aragon just did a hurricane topsoul down the 4 flat 20 rail, three the hard way!
2. That wack fool can't even 3 the hard way down the civic four stair set. Ice him.
3. My boy, Royboycop, scored a 3 the hard way to tie the game for the LA-T (Lambton Authority-Team).
4. You washed me son, you rolled three the hard way!
5. Living in the ghetto without that guap is like three the hard way.
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1. A term/phrase used when laying down the law without wanting to explain or having a need to explain.
Typically used when someone asks "why" or extent of to a responsibility they don't want to fulfill.
for best results raise the voice a bit, say "Its the way" *pause* then add "SHE GOES!".
It's the way she goes.
Boyfriend to Girlfriend: Can you please stop talking to me about your feelings while I am watching the Hockey game.
Girlfriend: Well I just think its important that we talk about this now, do you not care that I am upset....
Boyfriend: IT'S THE WAY.....SHE GOES!!
Also works great on kids.
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