Wet Wonka

Like a Wet Willy but you stick you wet finger up their nose instead of their ear.

Just gave Sally a nice wet Wonka. Came out with a couple boogies.

Wet loving

The act of sexual loving

Damn last night at Applebee’s Betty gave me some wet loving in the bathroom

Wet nep

Typical British phrase meaning: A women who’s got jizz all over her Titties. The “Wet” means after the guy’s ejaculated and smothered the nip with his now floppy disk. And “Nep” signifies the nipple being erect.

Tom: Ay bruvh keep ya titties still I’m bout dash ma kids all over them, init fam

Katie: Ok bad man ting but you got hurry. I need get school before my mam finds out I’m shaggin 27 year olds again hehe

Tom: Oh, ah, ye.*Ejaculates* I’m liking that Wet nep on you piffting.

Also Tom: *Rolls a fat joint* fuck off school ya horny slut

Wet Wendy

A Wet Wendy is the act of a wet willy but performed with a clitoris instead of a finger.

"I gave my girlfriend, so she one upped me with a wet wendy. I still can't get the moisture out."

Be wet not dry

Being wet in a conversation is to keep it going and no short responses. And being dry is a one to three word responses or either lagging to respond or not responding at all.

Dylan:So how’s your day going so far?
Bella:Good ig hbu
Dylan:My days good
Bella:alr
Dylan: Be wet not dry.

wet santa

A wet Santa is when you do crystal meth out of a girls wet vagina. After snorting it the meth is wet and sticks to your face giving you a white Santa-like beard.

Bro, last night I totally gave my girl a wet Santa last night.

wet bbq

That time when you shave your pubes, but the party turned out to be a complete let down.

After all this effort I hope it isn't going to turn out as a wet bbq.