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fart sac

The place inside the anus where your excess farts are stored for later in use during the day.

Kyle was storing his farts in his fart sac, then Marc punched him in the stomach and Kyle proceeded to fart, releasing all the farts from his fart sac that he stored.

by FART MAN October 8, 2013


Misjudged Fart

A bout of intestinal discomfort masquerading as a fart. The owner attempts the release of said discomfort, in some severe cases even forces it out, and anticipates the typical flatulent. With a misjudged fart, the result actually ends up being an ejection of fecal matter.

Guys we have to leave NOW.

What are you talking about, we’ve been here 20 minutes. I haven’t even bagged a whore yet.

I just had a misjudged fart and I have to get these underwear in the garbage ASAP.

by A. Massey October 6, 2020


Fart Tunnel

When you stick a straw in you butthole and connect it someone else's butthole and then fart in it so it goes from your butt to the other person's butt. It is a rare form or intimacy that only the most passionate of lovers (or even friends) dare to try.

She wouldn't believe that I loved her until we tried the fart tunnel. Now we're happily married with two kids.

by seungminnie August 23, 2020


Lube Fart

When you fart out lube that was inserted in the anus prior to the part, likely due to anal sex. Is like a shart but without poop.

“I let this guy I met on Grindr fuck me in the ass with a lubricated condom. 30 minutes later, I had a Lube Fart”

by JewsGetKosher April 16, 2018


danish fart

Danish fart

Gaseous products resulting from the fermentation and digestion of junk food like Danish pizzas and kebabs. The farts are typically expelled in bars and discotheques indiscriminately by males or females, primarily Danes.
The smell of the Danish fart results being extremely toxic and usually cause a general outcry amongst the unfortunate standing in the vicinity of the spot where the pestilential cloud propagates.

Rafael: Hey Luke, what happened on the dance floor? It is empty!
Luke: it sounds like the “Danish fart” alarm went off and everybody flew away!

by milfonian March 11, 2012


fart flap

The triangular rear side window in some smaller cars having a hinge on the front edge and a latch on the back edge that opens about 2 inches.

That fart is horrible! Open the fart flaps!

by Lord Windowsmear June 30, 2014


fart twirl

The act of performing a jumping twirl while engaging in flatulence.

I did a fart twirl as I jumped off of the curb on the sidewalk.

by princess sprinkles February 23, 2010