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when a person you really fancy says to you, do you just wanna have fun cus im not really the one for relationships!
you heart crumbles cus you cant bear the thought of someone else touching his/her body arrrrrrrrrgh!
he/she cant handle the strains of a relationship but can handle the strains of, the condom wont flush and my little brother wants the loo!!!/this sheets a bit wet and my moms gotta wash it etc.
person-a: your gorgeous, im glad we have this special bond!
person-b: (*gulp* special?) yeah! your propa sexy! im glad you understand that im an anti-relationship-type and am just looking for fun!
person-a: meh!
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The act of having sexual intercourse with another being when said being is drunk and cannot consent to the sexual act but obviously would have wanted it had they been sober; essentially a good deed.
Dude did he rape you last night?
No, I didn't agree because I was too drunk but I would have wanted it.
Ohhhh. So it was anti-rape then?
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Neopronoun antis are transphobic people who are against the idea of neopronouns. 90% of the time neopronoun antis are cisgender too. They make up fake scenarios to justify their bigotry and harassment towards neopronoun users.
Person 1 : Hi! I use neopronouns! Specifically kitty/kittyself!
Neopronoun anti : You are chronically online!! No one is going to call you kitty/kittyself.
Person 1 : I am not chronically online, I just experience gender in a different way that you do.
Neopronoun anti : Well, you probably piss in a litterbox!!
Neopronoun anti : I am against neopronouns!! They were made by nazis on 4chan!
Person 1 : You are transphobic, are you aware of that? Plus you are cisgender speaking on transgender issues.
Neopronoun anti : I am not transphobic for saying that you shouldn’t be pissing in a litterbox!
Person 1 : You are a neopronoun anti.
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Anti-semenitism is the same as anti-semitism, but replacing Jews with men and boys and anything male. It is not confined to women derogating men, but held by both sexes.
The only racism and xenophobia which is treated as respectable, today, is anti-semenitism.
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n. adj. one who pretends to not stalk while in the act of stalking.
"He had the nerve to say he didn't know this was my house. He's such an anti-stalker"
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An anti-simp has the same prospects as a simp, but shows his affection and love for the women in question in means of teasing and playfully being mean and/or being extremely mean. Also unlike a Simp anti-simps can have a personality.
Jess: "How was your boyfriend different from the other thirty guys online?"
Alexandra: "He was an Anti-Simp."
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Believing that Vaccines cause death and Autism
(which they do NOT)
Doctor: Do you want to vaccinate your kid ?
Anti-vaxxer: No Vaccines cause Autism !
Doctor: Umm I were did you find that out ?
Anti-vaxxer: I did 2 hours of research on Google and Wikipedia
Doctor: um I've had 14 years of medical research
and I think you should vaccinate your child for their safety.
Anti-vaxxer: My child is fine all he needs is a little essential oils and he'll be fine.
(looks at dying child)
Child: Momma... I'm dying because of measles
Doctor(quietly): Should have vaccinated.
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