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November 6th: A day where Jared Block can be attacked verbally in any way shape or form as long as there is no physical violence involved.
So glad to be alive on this day, National Attack Jared Block Day, where we can call Jared any mean name in the book and not be reprimanded. #thankful
A guy who volunteers to play goalie for your men’s hockey or soccer team, who is both old and overweight and dangerously close to having a heart attack.
I swear I thought we were going to lose our goalie in the 3rd period. Guy was a total Heart Attack Goalie. He must have been 82 years old.
We lost last night’s game, but we had Heart Attack Goalie In net.
A special attack used by characters in anime. The attack's name must be shouted by the character before it can be used, no matter how long it takes.
The longer and more epic the name, the more powerful the attack.
*several katana slashes later*
Villain (unharmed): You can't defeat me...
Protagonist: time to unleash my secret attack... SUPREME MAGIC: BREATH OF FIRE SUPER GALAXY THUNDERBOLT GETSUGA TENSHOU ARMAGEDDON SLASH!!!!!
Villain: *gets one hit KO'd by named attack*
A heart attacking is the death of, or damage to, part of the heart muscle because the supply of blood to the heart muscle is severely reduced or stopped.
NO! Heart attacking is a word fucking idiot
when you have hickies upon your neck...or other places ;)
wow what happened to you?
i suffered a wolverine attack ;)
That shit cyclist in the club that always gets dropped on group rides.
They're so shit they're 'attacking off the back'