Beat your Meat

slap your pork

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Off-beat Susan

Off-beat Susan
n.

1. A bizarre sex act in which a male receives anal intercourse from a female wearing a strap on phallus.
2. The act is "off-beat" in the sense that it is disturbing and weird and incorporates the feminine name "Susan" due to the distinct gender reversal.

Ted recieved his first off-beat Susan from Jane, and the sick bastard enjoyed it.

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Beating my meat

SLayin yo meat

Nigga get the fuck out i'm beating my meat

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beating the rap

when a guy masturbates

Man she was so hot, i had to go to the bathroom just to beat the rap.

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Beat-up version

noun: Someone who is a lookalike, or doppelganger, for another person, but less attractive. While it usually refers to physical appearance, the term is versatile and can, in theory, also be applied to inferior versions of non-human things/animals or used to compare one individual negatively to another in terms unrelated to physical attractiveness.

Spencer Pratt is a beat-up version of Charlie Hunnam.

Charlie Puth sings like a beat-up version of Sam Smith.

Mello Yello is a beat-up version of Mountain Dew.

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Beat that bitch ass

Fight

I don’t like that bitch let’s go beat that bitch ass

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beating the bald midget

1. Taking your freshly shaven cock to pound town.

2. Disciplining your smaller bald self until he gets angry enough to spit back at you.

3. Stroking yourself until climax.

I walked in on Steve and he was sitting on my bed, beating the bald midget.

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