Beat your Meat

slap your pork

Off-beat Susan

Off-beat Susan
n.

1. A bizarre sex act in which a male receives anal intercourse from a female wearing a strap on phallus.
2. The act is "off-beat" in the sense that it is disturbing and weird and incorporates the feminine name "Susan" due to the distinct gender reversal.

Ted recieved his first off-beat Susan from Jane, and the sick bastard enjoyed it.

Beating my meat

SLayin yo meat

Nigga get the fuck out i'm beating my meat

Beat-up version

noun: Someone who is a lookalike, or doppelganger, for another person, but less attractive. While it usually refers to physical appearance, the term is versatile and can, in theory, also be applied to inferior versions of non-human things/animals or used to compare one individual negatively to another in terms unrelated to physical attractiveness.

Spencer Pratt is a beat-up version of Charlie Hunnam.

Charlie Puth sings like a beat-up version of Sam Smith.

Mello Yello is a beat-up version of Mountain Dew.

Beat a Furry century

so you missed november 27th. No worries because from here on out. ITS BEAT A FURRY CENTURY. FROM 2020-2120 FELL FREE TO BEAT AS MANY FURRIES AS POSSIBLE. GOOD LUCK COMRADES

HOLY CRAP DID YOU HEAR JIMMY. ITS BEAT A FURRY CENTURY

Beat that bitch ass

Fight

I don’t like that bitch let’s go beat that bitch ass

beating the bald midget

1. Taking your freshly shaven cock to pound town.

2. Disciplining your smaller bald self until he gets angry enough to spit back at you.

3. Stroking yourself until climax.

I walked in on Steve and he was sitting on my bed, beating the bald midget.