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The flood of piss sucked into the sewers during the Super Bowl halftime show. No one wants to miss any of the football, or the commercials, so they piss while Tom Petty is singing for the first time since the 1800s, The Rolling Stones are slowly dying onstage, or Janet Jackson is giving her chesticles some air.
Bubba: "Yo Chazz I gotta go pee but I don't want to miss the commercials what should I do?"
Chazz: "Just go while the Black Eyed Peas are singing or rapping or whatever they do. You can contribute to the Super Bowl Flood."
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Friends who you only hang out with because they're in your friend group, not because you actually connect with and love them.
Since college started I've really noticed who my true friends are and who my fish bowl friendships were.
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Violently masterbating spraying ejaculate all over the room you are currently in
Mickie Holm was caught flipping a plaster bowl one night at 8:55 by his brother. They both agreed to never speak of it again.
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When something, somewhere, or someone stinks and/or taste like shit!
Dude 1: Man, It smells like ass in here!
DUde 2: Yeah! Lots of ass! Like a Big Bowl of Buttholes!
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Some chick who is utterly to fat for the clothes she is wearing.
Clear a path... Clear a path... Move out of the fucking way for that BOWLING BALL WITH LEGS!
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When you grab a girls ass but instead of cuping the cheek you slide your fingers in her crack like your grabing a bowling ball.
Whilst CJ was skeemin' on cheeks he bowling ball griped that girl. I'm pretty sure she's never coming back here again.
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Before ejaculating whether from anal, genital or oral sex, allow your partner to cup their hands together forming a bowl. possition youself properly so that you may ejaculate into your partners hands. Now watch them drink up your semen
she wanted me to ejaculate in her hand so i gave her a homeless soup bowl
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