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to have sex before you break up.
just go cake before you break. man shut the fuck up.
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to share or give, or surrender something.
yeah i got all these bills, i can break you off something.
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A phrase coined by the supersexual luke N.Tall by mistake.
Mike: I'd feed it to that bitch
Ryan: Yeah I'd pound that whore
Luke:Yeah I'd break her legs.(whole room goes quiet)
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when you break up with a girl and there freinds run over to you and yell at you for hurting them.usualy followed by a swift kick to the balls.
when evyn broke up with laura,the break up attack mechanizm imdediatly followed.
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The broads and blokes who perfected this art are notorious for breaking up with you so fast, you don't even know what happened...like the ripping off of a band-aid. This no-nonsense approach stings everytime, but it sure beats dancing around the issue for a few days.
You thought you were going to enjoy a lovely afternoon of sushi and sailing. Wrong. Before you can pull the chopsticks out, you realize your eyes are brimming with tears and then you hear, "Check please."
Your Friend: Hey, why are you back so early? Weren't you supposed to go out for putt-putt golf and a movie?
You: Umm, that's what I thought. Instead, it was a band-aid break-up. Right before the 4th hole, she just spun around and told me she doesn't see a future for us.
Your Friend: Ouch. Wanna do some shots?
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An Euphemism used by UK ministers of health to describe having an illicit extramarital affair / sexual encounter. First invented by Matt Hancock on 25th July 2021.
I apologize for breaking social distancing guidelines. (When showing CCTV footage of him kissing and aide)
The method of wheeling a 10 to bed with you. Gradually confuse the woman by giving her a strong compliment followed by a small diss. Eg. "You're eyes are gorgeous, but you might want to think about painting those nails." After several uses. This smokeshow is going to keep coming back for more reassurance that she's hot ... But doesn't think your a bitch for saying she's so pretty all night. Then ya pounce on the best lay of your life :D
Break Em Stroke Em:
"Kiddie, just gotta fuckin break em and stroke em, the babies love it. Keeps em guessing... Yullll yulll"