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The moment before you spackle that you know you have to make it to a toilet before you embarrass yourself. A small bubble of shit forms and sprays a small amount of poo on your pants. Much like prairie dogging.
" Dude I think I might have to spackle."
" What makes you say that?"
" I think I'm boiling chocolate over here."
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when giving anal sex, pull out quickly so your partner shits on your dick, then take your shit covered dick and face-fuck her
dude, i gave my girl the chocolate jackhammer last night!
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A cologne that smells so good that it is almost orgasmic. If you wear it you are automatically more actractive. Only to be worn by sexy mofos
Ally: Ohmygod Josh smelled so good today
Michelle: He was probably wearing chocolate axe
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To pull your dick out of her ass, pinch her nose so she can not breathe. Then shove your dick in her mouth by pulling her nose toward you while ejaculating.
The girl was not my type until she said she was into chocolate snorkels.
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Big fat black caaack (cock) that has a heavy cum flow.
Pamela was ready all weekend to jump on chocolate chorizo.
That chocolate chorizo really put a pep in Pamela's step.
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When you have had to many sweets after Halloween, Easter, Christmas, ect, and your crap is liquid with random junk.
Mom- WHO ATE ALL MY CANDY! YO GONNA HAVE SOME LIQUID CHOCOLATE
Son- *Splat*
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A womans time of the month, so named for her craving of
sweets and their ability to soothe
Barb was so angry, everyone could tell she was having her chocolate and butterscotch
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