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a term you say when you are drunk, wasted, or just plain ass fucking retarded.
ummm, I LIKE CANDY CORNS!
I.LIKE.CANDY.CORNS!
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It is when your dick is at its best
You: I can't feel my dick
Me: well my dick feels like corn
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Its self explanatory.
Boss: "You are going to have to stay late and work on the project your co-worker didn't finish."
Employee: "Eat the corn outa my stool!"
Some bitch ass motha fucka whose gonna get
snuffed out it he wants to step up again.
soggy corn flake nigga, ya quick to back down.
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A high-fructose corn syrup father is the politically correct version of a (finger quote) "Sugar Daddy". The high-fructose corn syrup father is in many ways superior to that of a sugar daddy. One of the most defining differences is the FACT that cane sugar is a more expensive food and beverage additive that can be easily substituted for the less-expensive high-fructose corn syrup food and beverage additive, while retaining the desired effect of sweetening. Thus, a high-fructose corn syrup father is more cost-efficient, it produces a higher profit margin.
Ugly friend: Hey, Anna Nicole, how come you are hooking up with Howard Marshall, who is 63 years your senior?
Gold-digging prostitute: cuz i want him to be my High Fructose Corn Syrup Father. gargle gargle
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an insane snack for genius people.
take 2 handful of corn flakes > put on a tin foil > pour a bit of vinegar over them > add slices of your prefrered cheese and some pepper on top > put in top of oven set to grill function > wait. observe. feel like a genius and enjoy.
"..bro have you heard of teh geniuses that eat baked cheese vinegar corn flakes?!" - ' yeeeeeeeeeeea bruv, mad shit!'
When a man attempts to shoot his cum in a woman's mouth, but the man is 20 feet away from the woman and at a social event such as a tailgate.
Did the Packers win?
Nah but Steve played corn hole cum hole with his wife at the tailgate.
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