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Cow extract

The milk of a cow, which is not a liquid nor is it a juice. It is actually called Cow Extract.

"Milk is also called Cow Extract, since it is extracted from a cow.

by Extractwoman October 13, 2019


Wild Cow Disease

A variation of mad cow disease that causes people and animals to act crazy as shit.

The cow that hauled ass through the fence had wild cow disease.

by Daren McCreery March 11, 2008


Cow meat

A weird way to say "beef"

A: Hi u wanna come over and try my homemade cow meat noodles?
B: Cow meat?? U mean beef??
A: Oh, yes
B: Eww, why would you say it like that... That's like calling milk 'cow juice'

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 12, 2021


Twisting A Cows Nipples

Twisting a cows nipples” is a phrase derived from ancient irish/celtic culture. It basically means doing something retarded.

damn you retard, your really “ Twisting A Cows Nipples ” at this point.

by mikereds_vicard July 29, 2023


cow fapper

the process of being morbidly obese and masturbating at least five times a day.

"i got molested by a cow fapper"

"damn that sucks ass"

by adjnadfjfdau February 28, 2023


cow cookie

Cow shit nugget ready 4 the boken 😋

Kicked a smelly cow cookie, then got hangry: talk about random!

by Strongblanco June 23, 2019


Gigantic Scottish Cow!

An exclamation for when you want to say f*ck, motherf*cker, or any word of the sort. Not only will this have you curse less, but also probably will have the people around you laugh when you say it. It's not slang yet, but it will be. If it isn't, well, gigantic scottish cow.

1. "Dude, I can't go to the party." "Why?" "Because my mom is a gigantic scottish cow." *dying of laughter, and they both feel better*
2. "Son of a gigantic scottish cow." *tears come out of his eyes as he laughs*
3. The driver stuck her middle finger up at the other driver. "Gigantic scottish cow!" *everyone stops honking to laugh at that joke*

by Aditis May 29, 2017