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The Sunday before a holiday when the rednecks go listen to country music and get drunk because they don’t have to get up for work in the morning
Depicting a newborn with the innate hatred of being swaddled.
Justin was such a scattered cracker when he was a baby
Teddy made a BIG CRACKER MOVE today by canceling open lunch
A white person’s cock that is fatter than long
That man over there’s got a huge Cracker Barrel
A term to describe some of the stupid shit white people do, like over-using mayonnaise , being exactly on time for a party, or wearing boat shoes.
Did you see Becky dipping her french fries in mayonnaise? That is so cracker barrel!
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Chad was the first one to arrive at the party and was able to help finish setting up. He looked so Cracker Barrel in his boat shoes with no socks, kakis, and teal polo shirt.
An all-white household, usually with 4+ people taking up permanent residence.
Person A: What's your home life like?
Person B: It's a Cracker Barrel.
The sexual act of crushing crackers into a condom, then proceeding to have sex
"Hey man, I heard that Brandon gave the Arabic girl in our class a cracker barrel. What a mad lad"