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buy the fucking dip

To purchase a stock or commodity during a price decline. Became popular during the post-housing bubble quantitative easing trend, where stocks were guaranteed to rise until a new dawn of American capitalism magically occurred or, alternatively, the money supply exploded resulting in uncontrollable inflation.

Investor 1: Dude, did you see that silver prices went down? What's with that?
Investor 2: Buy the dip. The Bernank will make sure that all prices are rising.
Investor 1: What?
Investor 2: Buy the fucking dip, you fucking idiot.

by Cocomaan February 28, 2011

77๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


Missouri Bean Dip

The act of spreading the ass with the 'cone' techquine so you can insert your testicles into the rectum while inserting you penis into the vagina.

That girl was so freaky that I did the Missouri Bean Dip last night!

by rusty'stache January 8, 2011

10๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Dip your gents

To dip one's penis and/or balls into a vagina in a sexual context

oi shithound dip your gents

by a slippery rig June 20, 2011


dip your plate

To add food to your dinner plate. Term used in the south.

KIDS! Supper is ready....Come dip your plate before the food gets cold!

by Tangelina March 4, 2007

25๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


gas break dip

this term is spelt wrong.

gas "brake" dip is the correct spelling of the term.

Main Entry: Gas Brake Dip
Function: verb
Pronunciation: 'gas 'brAk 'dip

1. a. one must be in a car and gas it, while simultaneously braking the car which causes the car to bounce up and down as if it had hydrolics. b. An action done in Scrapers, caddy's or any other car with fairly loose suspensions. c. word orininating in the yay area and has become extremely popular due to E-40s song Tell Me When To Go.

Put your stunna shades on

Now... "gas break dip", dip
gas brake dip, dip

Shake them dreads

by nicktomyskins April 23, 2006

91๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


Dip N' Deuce

A procedure used by high school kids that enables one to secretly and safely obtain a nicotine dose while attending school. A student will ask to use the restroom with intent to achieve a Dip N' Deuce. The student will occupy a toilet stall while useing chewing tobbaco. When the person has a satisfactory nicotine dose the tobacco is easily spit into the toliet and the evidence can be flushed away.

Person 1: Dude I'm feining for some dip, I'm gonna pack a lip in the hallway.

Person 2: Good luck. I had a rightous Dip N' Deuce last class.

Person 1: Oh you're so lucky. My teacher is a bitch and won't let me go to the bathroom.

by SAZ the Cowboy October 19, 2011


D.C. Dip and Twirl

A phrase meaning to dance around a question, made popular by politicians

Zach Galifianakis - What my opponent just did was the old D.C. Dip and Twirl

by Batdad Merla February 19, 2013