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rikku disease

a dangerous disease known to spread slowly, starting from screens. once in contact with this virus online, it will slowly inhabit your mind, causing you to lose focus and energy, and eat away at your brain cells.

there is currently no known cure for this disease, however, seek immediate special care if in contact at any point in time.

“Did you hear about the ibrahims?”
“Yeah, I heard Stephen almost got an email that almost gave him the rikku disease!”
“Good thing Andres called a doctor!”

by Bear_Butt87 January 7, 2021


tütf disease

It will start with studying in Trakya University Medicine Faculty. It will give a false sense of security and succes in first month into faculty but students aka patients will understand the mistake they made when they're done with their second committee. It will give you nightmares, suicidal thoughts, laf of will to live and lack of sexual drive as explained below.

I don't need sex, tütf fucks me everyday -tütf disease patient

by nonever July 29, 2022


Gay Disease

Maykil Jani is facing Gay Disease health challenges and needs assistance with his condition. This condition has been affecting multiple individuals, and providing support is crucial. With a donation of only $20,000, you can contribute to hiring a disability support worker to assist him. Your contribution will make a significant difference in improving his quality of life and helping others affected by this condition.

Gay Disease, a disease affecting a few people world wide.

by World Wide Government July 21, 2023

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Butts disease

A rare but super contagious disease that spreads from birth.
If your parents had a butt then you unfortunately are a carrier for Butts disease.

Some symptoms include a rash and an irrational fear of the cold.

"what's this itchy rash from?"
"oh shit, I think you have butts disease!"
"damn. That explains the butt"

by Dr. Butt Observer May 9, 2019


Benny collins disease

A disease composed of random ailments, contracted by using another person's towel.

No Susie, don't use that towel! You'll get Benny Collins disease!

by BananaHammack4u December 2, 2016


Kip Hirrlingers Disease

Unexplainable heaviness of the arms.

I couldn't lift my arms and my Dr. Diagnosed me with Kip Hirrlingers Disease.

by InducedAbyss February 2, 2016


Acute Disease

1) These last for short period of time .
2) These do not cause long term bad effects on human health.

Examples of acute diseases :- Cold, cough, typhoid, chloera etc.

by Have a nice day ! November 24, 2021