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When you picture a douchebag the first image that pops into your mind is a guy who is a dick. A Douche Hag is a girl who is a straight up bitch.
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When someone's feet smell like vinegar.
like oh my god Amanda has douche feet!
They smell so bad!
I hate when she sticks them in my face!
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when you take a used douche bag and wear it like a dew rag
yO bitch represent that douche rag.
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A person who is actively looking for groupons to purchase not needed and generally stupid items.
Alex: You know Jimmy is such a groupon douche!
Cara: Why?
Alex: Because he purchased groupons for him and his wife for 70% off tattoo work at a local trashy tattoo parlor.
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toilet paper, as in a product used to cleanse the ass of filth
hey would you mind getting me another roll of ass douche? im all out in here.
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someone who refuses to listen to bands after they've been signed by a record label, saying they've "sold out" usually listen to bands no ones heard of and are mostly scene kids
god did you hear paul wont listen to fall out boy since they signed a record label
yeah he says they sold out, what an indie douche
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Main Entry: douche bag
Pronunciation: 'düsh 'bAg
Function: noun
Date: circa 1963
slang : 1 One with an undescribeable fucked up-ness hence stupidity, poor idea of what's cool, possibly an arrogance about them. 2 One with an intolerable personality. People named Allen attempting to attend ludwigapalooza. Fucken Douche bag
Other Forms: Douche, DoucheyMeat heads are douche bags.
Dude, stop being a douche bag.
Dude, stop being a douche.
Dude, that was a douchey move.
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