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Someone who is so good a being a douche, they should be whored out. The douche of all douches.
-I told my ex wife I was going to a concert.
-I asked if she could take our son that day.
-She said she was also going to that concert.
-I sold my tickets to be with my son.
-She LIED.
She is DOUCHE BIGALOW.
when you take a used douche bag and wear it like a dew rag
yO bitch represent that douche rag.
A person who is actively looking for groupons to purchase not needed and generally stupid items.
Alex: You know Jimmy is such a groupon douche!
Cara: Why?
Alex: Because he purchased groupons for him and his wife for 70% off tattoo work at a local trashy tattoo parlor.
toilet paper, as in a product used to cleanse the ass of filth
hey would you mind getting me another roll of ass douche? im all out in here.
someone who refuses to listen to bands after they've been signed by a record label, saying they've "sold out" usually listen to bands no ones heard of and are mostly scene kids
god did you hear paul wont listen to fall out boy since they signed a record label
yeah he says they sold out, what an indie douche
Main Entry: douche bag
Pronunciation: 'düsh 'bAg
Function: noun
Date: circa 1963
slang : 1 One with an undescribeable fucked up-ness hence stupidity, poor idea of what's cool, possibly an arrogance about them. 2 One with an intolerable personality. People named Allen attempting to attend ludwigapalooza. Fucken Douche bag
Other Forms: Douche, DoucheyMeat heads are douche bags.
Dude, stop being a douche bag.
Dude, stop being a douche.
Dude, that was a douchey move.
A loose gathering or association of douches, douchebags, etc. The premise here being that they are addicted to being mega-douches. Super douchey a-holes.
Doucha is so totally in Douche Anonymous, especially after she pulled that shit on Saturday!