dry haverforth

Getting your dick aggressively beaten with sand paper.

“Shut up, dude before I give you a dry haverforth you’ll never recover from”

Dry Fred

The act of giving a male a hand job with no lubricant.

Hey man, did you hear Nicole gave John a dry fred last night?

dry meat

Hard dick with no lubrication

When your boyfriend tries to stick his dry meat into your vagina it hurts.

Congolese dry-beating

A masturbation act.

To Congolese dry beat:- First, open up some gay porn pictures of black men twerking. Then rub iron filings all across your wiener and nuts, and proceed to jerk off. Continue pouring iron filings all across your dick, till you start bleeding. The iron infuses into your dick blood, forming tons of hemoglobin crap, causing more oxygen supply in your wee wee. Continue rubbing till the foreskin tears off and you start bleeding, and then pour tons of salt crystals over the injuries to amplify the pain and build muscle strength in your wiener. This will cause your foreskin to grow up.

Repeat for 10-20 times a day to boost T Levels

Skibidigyattsigma420: Wassup my fellow sigma rizzlers, wait, why isn't Joshua online, chat?

Balkanmuntmaxxer69000: He was Congolese dry-beating yesterday, he says he needs a day off to revive, so that he can try out soviet-jelqing.

Dry hippie

Someone who dresses like a hippie or stoner but does not smoke weed.

Look at that dry hippie they don’t even smell like weed.

Beat it dry

Jerking off with no lubricant

Beat it dry
Beating it dry
@beatitdry on dc
I beat dry on Fortnite

Dry Salmon

A young vagina that looks deceivingly pink, ripe, and plump, but in actuality feels like 80 year old sand-snatch. Enjoy at your own risk.

"Hey man, did you hook up with Jenny last night?"

"Naw Bro, she let that fish go...DRY SALMON!"