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Jeby Eyes

When you get so hammered that your left eye must look a completely different way then your right eye to focus.

"She's brining out the Jeby Eyes"
Look, she’s got Jeby eyes!

by Dana March 8, 2005

7πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


ecol-eye

after figering the asshole stick your shitty figer in your partners eye

"she was so horny she didn't care that she got ecol-eye from tom"

by rochester911 October 27, 2007

7πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Christmas eyes

One who takes part in smoking marijuana that has green eyes, who's eyes are red because of the high while their iris is green.

#1: "Dude! You've got christmas eyes!"
#2: "Must be from the bowl I just smoked!"

by Naughty Pillows September 27, 2010

7πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


funhouse eyes

A person, usually but not always a female, who sees herself as being much fatter or skinnier than she really is, even when she looks in the mirror.

What gave Bertha the idea she could come on to me? Does she have funhouse eyes or what?

by Gregg Brady December 1, 2006

7πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


pirate eye

At the climax of oral stimulation, a man ejacualtes into his partner's eye, rendering the partner blind in oneeye. Comes from the traditional look of a pirate wearing an eye-patch.

Stacy didn't talk to Andrew for three weeks after the 'pirate eye' episode.

by Joe Nova May 19, 2006

60πŸ‘ 51πŸ‘Ž


vagina eyes

You think a boy is hotter than he really is because you haven't seen many boys lately.

"Alex is so hot... Omg you reallly have vagina eyes, take another look"

camp problems

by cwgg August 15, 2011

25πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž


big eyes

Large breasts. Used to describe a large chested girl.

Check out that woman she has big eyes!

by Paul2289 May 19, 2008

40πŸ‘ 32πŸ‘Ž