skinny fat

A physique, while not overweight (and possibly underweight), lacks any visible lean, striated tissue.

The term is often NOT used or understood by the uneducated, untrained eye. To the uneducated, untrained eye, a skinny fat female may appear to have a physique of the same caliber as an individual who is comprised of significantly more lean tissue. The term is particularly relevant when discussing women at NASCAR events; the types that may be skinny but have no muscle to speak of. The term is equally important while eating at Denny’s and discussing how unappealing the waitress is.

Untrained eye: "Dude, that chick is so hot."
Trained eye: "Nah, Dogg, that's Amanda Schroeder; she's skinny fat as all hell."
Untrained eye: "What do you mean?"
Trained Eye: "Look at her arms."

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fat addie

A person who is grossly overweight but doesn't know it. Fat Addie's also think that they're better than most people giving them an obnoxious quality.

"Man, is that a chick?"
"No dude thats a Fat Addie"
"Oh. Thanks for the heads up."

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Fat shaming

The best thing society has invented by far and should be continued indefinitely of fat acceptance movements or stupid fat activists. Fat people are ugly

Hooray for fat shaming!
Fuck the fatasses!

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Fat Cat

Sandwich invented in New Brunswick, NJ on the campus of Rutgers University. Although many derivatives exist today, such as the "Fat Darrell", voted best sandwich by Maxim Magazine, the original Fat Cat was engineered on a "Grease Truck" (a rolling lunch truck) sometime in the late seventies. The original sandwich consists of two hamburger patties lined up on a sub roll, french fries, lettuce, tomato, onions, cheese and ketchup. It is then held closed with parchment paper wrapped around the lower 3/4 of sandwich holding all the ingredients in tightly.

I'm fucking starving, lets go get a Fat Cat.

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Fat air

what fat people disappear into

what skinny people don't disappear into

"that fat slob disappeared into fat air"

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Fat Trap

A Fat Trap is when you're on a social networking website, and see a good looking profile picture. Upon going to their profile picture, you see other photos of the person, and realize they are incredibly fat, and are actually ugly.

Person 1: Dude, check out this hot chick's profile picture!

Person 2: That is definitely a fat trap dude, look at her other pictures

Person 1: *checks pictures* oh god...thanks man, you saved me.

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the fat one

The fat one is the proverbial "big, fat cock," usually used to describe something bad, often added on to "sucks" or "blows".

1:That song blows the fat one
2:this party sucks the fat one
3:it licked the fat one

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