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it means to smoke meth and have sex
im about to go kill Jesus with my trailer park hookup.
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Using water to style your hair when no hair product is available.
Judas; Dude, lets go chat those girls up
Jesus; Yeah man, but my hair is a mess
Judas; You got any wax or spray?
Jesus; No man. Fuck it I'll use Jesus Gel
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Street name for male love organ
Hell yeah I would smash my Jesus Gift in that!
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"jews for jesus" is an imaginary term
"i'm a jew for jesus"
"that's funny.. i didn't know those existed!"
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The founder of Christianity. A jew.
Preached for tolerance and pacifism.
If Jesus Christ knew that so many people waged wars and killed jewish people in his name, he would have never let those Romans kill him so he wouldn't become a martyr.
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Cheap miscellaneous booze mixed with grape juice, served in a vat or garbage bin that tastes as good as it sounds. (absolutely horrible)
P1: it's purple, but why is it called purple jesus?
P2: try some
*P1 tries it*
P1: JESUS!!!!
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Jesus Christ with a Darth Vader helmet and a jedi sword. He's more powerfull than the real Jesus. He's also evil.
I dont believe in Jesus because Jesus Vader whooped his ass.
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