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Another word for Penis. Aka Dick.
Last night she sucked my condom ham soo good bro!
Said with a southern accent, this is what you say when you want to swear but there are kids present. May sound like "hem slem demmeh" when properly pronounced (with the "e" said like "pet" or "eh").
"Oh, my wife cheated? Ham Slam Damnit!"
"Ham Slam Damnit, I stubbed my toe!"
When you are receiving a mouth hug and the person giving the mouth hug vomit on your genitals.
Sally was giving John a BJ and all of sudden she stop. John asked Sally "why did you stop?" Then Sally does a Ohio ham sandwich on John's junk. Both of them let out a long, Eeeew.
A Classification of "Fuck Up" that someone trys to hide and cover up while someone else actually "Fixes" their fuck up.
Man, that really went down ham-style.
Getting surprisingly blacked out when you didn’t plan to.
I got ham sandwiched last night, and I only asked for a grilled cheese.
When you are at Disney World and you are unsuccessful at riding a ride or finding an item.
I was on Ride of the Resistanceand got ham sandwiched, so they closed the ride
When you get pumped so hard that your vagina turns into a ham sanwich.
‘I got absolutely ham sandwiched last night’