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Putting a Nun that's reciting the verses of the lord in missionary while in church and using holy water as lube.
*On a Sunday afternoon
Guy 1: Damn Bru you looked like you just got blessed what happened?
Guy 2: I went to church and got a Holy Fuck
The word/phrase:
“Table: yeeted
Therapist: greeted
Holy-water: needed”
A expression used to express genuine concern or used in the new generations terms “fear”
Person 1: how do you feel after looking at this photo? **shows picture of a cross-breed between an ohio spawn and a thing from SWEET HOME ALABAMA**
Person 2: table: yeeted, therapist: greeted, holy-water: needed.
An expression surprise or frustration. Better than "holy crap" and "holy shit".
Holy Crab! That's too much work.
Normally grace and order are used to create something Holy and connected to the divine. When chaos and brutality are used, but there is no less absolute value to the connection to the divine, people shout "Holy Shit!"
That daredevil is going to jump 22 stairs on a scooter; Holy Shit. she landed it!
When a man takes a dump so large that it causes him to ejaculate.
Dude, that dump was so massive it made me come. Holy Shit!
When you take a crap and it automatically goes down the tube so when you look back in the toilet and it's empty
" I was straining over that dumped for like 2 minutes so I knew it was big going to look back there was nothing it was a holy shit"