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I can't Trump today means to blow off all responsibilities and go play golf.
Fuck work,
I'm gonna Trump today.
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Right I'm going to bed is used when trying to tell a girl you like her and you've had enough of pouring your heart out.
Right I'm going to bed. Nothing will change. I just really like you
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The word you say when you hear someone say an insanely weird and overall just stupid word.
Dylan: Do you like storing your scabs in a jar?
Bobby: What?
Dylan: I said, Do you like storing your scabs in a jar
Bobby: I'm sorry what the fuck?
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To have sexual intercourse with a female.
"Hey whats going down with that chick and you?"
"Ah, I'm going to walk the cat."
"thata boy!" (slap hands)
and or,
"What are you about tonight?"
"Yo, I just want to walk a cat tonight"
and or,
"That girl is hella horny>"
"Ya, she wants her cat walked."
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1. A statement of indifference to what is happening
2. A method of expressing ambivalence towards the current situation
3. A way to disavow knowledge of the cause of something
4. A way of blowing someone off
5. Most often used ironically, when you do actually know what is going on or why, but don't feel like explaining it
Man 1: Why is everyone throwing theirs socks at that clown?
Man 2: Don't ask me, I'm just here for the nachos.
Creepy guy in club: Hey baby, you wanna dance?
Woman: No thanks, I'm just here for the nachos.
(In a community chat room)
User 1: Why are those two airing their dirty laundry in a public forum?
User 2: No idea, I'm just here for the nachos.
Campus Security: You are all participating in an illegal demonstration. We have your names, and will be reporting you to your deans.
Student: Hey! Lay off, man! I'm just here for the nachos!
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An exclamation used to inform one's friends that you've just had sex. It's also something you don't shout to a girl when you cum.
Person one: "Dude, I'm firing my laser!"
Person two: "Well done mate, well done!"
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What you want to say to your ex when she's gone. When you miss her and hold on to a memory. Then you start to drink and keep holding on to that memory until that's all you have when your friends leave you because you're a self destructive drunk. You can't tell your family you are and you have no friends to depend on. So then you're left alone, holding a picture with your favorite memory and wish you could go back to it but you can't. And you continue to spiral down and don't see a bottom because one thing threw you over the edge and you can't climb back up from that fall.
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