I promise you means that you love a person beyond loves bounds and ther are a promise you'll have too keep
"I promise you" says person one "I promise you too" says person two
A common phrase used to tell a fugly ass bitch to die. Jacobs usually uses this word against people. Especially if they are zesty as all hell.
I hope you fall down a staircase <3
I hope you don't trip but fall down a staircase <3
Doubt you'll see this, probably will in a month i dont fucking know, I love u <3
To draw with your white goo on a females forhead while you bust
Jerry was getting fantastic dome and asked "Can I art you?" right before he busted he drew a picture of a smiley face on her forehead
In reference to the thing you are upset about me doing and, latter, the thing you are doing.
Hym "Technically I didn't, but literally you are. I technically didn't do the thing you're pissed about but you are literally doing the thing I am pissed about. Therefore, only one of us has an excuse to be pissed-off right now... So here...🖕 There's a finger for you... It's a good one too! It's the 'action finger' as I like to call it..."
something you say when somebody coughs or burps and you go to say "bless you" but then realize what you're about to do and stop yourself
person a: *coughs*
person b: bl- haha I almost said bless you