Hug Block

To prevent two people from hugging, usually killing the moment. Smaller version of a cock block

John sees his girlfriend after 5 years, he runs to her, but Dan jumps in and hug blocks John.

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Cock Block

Someone who doesn't allow someone else to perform sexual intercourse by acts of word or action.

Also, when you get cut off from sexual intercourse by a friend. (Cock Blocked)

Noun and a Verb....

Noun - "Bill is such a fucking cock block. He was just jealous that I was mackin' dem hoes."

Verb - "Holy shit, that ugly ass monkey just cock blocked me and stole my lady."

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Jock on Block

When the male penis becomes hard unexpectingly.

"Man my girl was staring at me all funny and shit, I look down, and my jock on block."

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block mover

dirty mexacan thet lays blocks for a living

block movers sit in the front of home depot

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gwock block

the act of blocking the gwocamoli at a party. similar to the famous cock block.

a fellow party member is standing between you and the delicacy of the famous gwocamoli dip, thus making him/her a gwock blocker

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dawk-block

dawk-block, -noun
1. To be proven so intellectually and morally hypocritical and inferior that it deserves its own word.

ex.

Fundie: "Hey the Unversity of Oklahoma paid to have this evilutionist Christian-hating Richard Dawkins guy spout his science propaganda at my state school!"

Some guy: "What did he say to upset you? Nobody forced you to go to it did they? Evolution is not propaganda, its merely the best explanation for what we believe to be how man came to be. Feel free to invalidate it if you have the proof. I also think Richard Dawkins is a pretty nice guy. "

Fundie: "I don't know what he said because i would never believe the garbage he says. Whoever was in charge of deciding this should be shamed and removed from their position!" Other person: "I heard he waived all fees because it was a student audience...he even donated $5000 to Oklahomans for Better Science Education. I read on Pharyngular that Ben Stein billed $60k to that same university when he spoke there."

Some guy: "Ohhhhhhh -- you just got dawk-blocked."

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burn the block

To cruise randomly through the neighborhood and toke. Usually because your mom is home.

A: "hey man I got a blunt of some loud, let's roast."
B: "nah, my girl is home she'd trip."
A: "aight, let's burn the block then."
B: "bet."

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