Clean Out Her Barn

To remove a woman's secretions from her vagina with your tongue.

A: "Did you clean out her barn yesterday?" B: "Yeah, fool. And it tasted sweet."

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throw one up her

to fuck a girl

to bend a girl over and fuck her

shit she was so fine i had to throw one up her

yeah i took her home and threw one up her

I bent her over and threw one up her shitter

I was throwing one up her and me mrs walked in

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fuck her right in the pussy

u put a willy in side pussy

i will fuck her right in the pussy

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cancel her/his subscription

To end a relationship.

She screwed who!? Oh, hell no...I'm cancelling her subscription.

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keep her lit

Lit is short for literature. Or words spoken. When your girlfriend gives out to you and you think she has a fair point you keep her word. Or... Keep her lit!

"She said 'you can't drink' dude! You puked all over the Christening cake! Keep her lit man!

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A Flea in Her Ear

The most AMAZING play ever written. About a wife who suspects her husband is cheating on her so she gets her friend to help catch her husband and she drags her husband into it and he drags his friend and the other husband has a gun and there is a letter and onion soup and a hotel with a crazy owner and sassy maid and creepy german man and tiff-taff wife and old drunk man in the bed and more craziness with a guy who cant talk and a double of the husband and revolving beds. = AMAZIGNESS.

Society: Did you see A Flea in Her Ear?
Dictator: YES! I laughed so hard I almost surrendered my power.

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Toss Her Like A Salad

The act of fucking a woman so violently similar to the tossing of a salad.

Friend: What does it me to Toss Her Like A Salad?
Me: You know that bitch Zoe?
Friend: Yea..?
Me: I tossed her like a salad last night.

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