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Really tight leggings that girls usually wear with uggs which if observed closely you will be able to notice if she is wearing a thong.
Dude 1:Dude look at that girls ass in those thong pants!!!!!
Dude 2: I know man and her thong is so small!!
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When a girl actively seeks out different males for dating/sexual intercourse. Female equivalent of "skirt chasing"
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When you laugh really hard, so you nearly wet yourself, your gunna need some coaster pants! The origin of this phrase is never clear, but we have a gorgeous liverpool bloke to thanks for it somehwere down the line...
I just sent you an email by the way.
Will it be funny?
Oh yes, hope you have you coaster pants on!
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How you describe a beautiful, lovable mental who can't walk past a tree without climbing it, always has oatcakes in her bag, looks good in a nuns outfit, can recite the Wedding Singer line for line and will always be there for you.
'Whats that in the tree eating oak cakes in a nuns outfit?' 'Oh that's a "Root Pant's"'
'Do you like A Flock of Seagulls' 'No but I can see you do you "Root Pants"' *crunch crunch*
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a flirty way to tell someone they are being sarcastic or unnecessarily sassy.
“dang bob you’re such a sassy pants.”
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The term mortadella pants can be applied to any overweight person wearing overly tight jeans. Their legs take on the appearance of a mortadella sausage wrapped extremely tightly. An acceptable and perhaps equally humorous alternative is "kielbasa trousers".
Check out alex over there in his fuckin mortadella pants, fat scenester oughta grow up already
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When a girl is walking around wearing tights, with a shirt not fully covering her butt. The man that stole her pants is known as the pants poacher. He seems to be getting around.
"Dude, is it just me or was the pants poacher out again today?"
"Yeah brah, there were girls all over campus wearing those ridiculously tight tights. I was like, damnnnn girl"
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