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A specific pair of shoes (usually loafers) that a man puts on when shit is about to get real.
John: Holy shit! Mike just put his buttfucking shoes on!!
Shane: Holy cow, looks like Lisa is about to get some anal action!!
1. Overview
Say shoes is a versatile suspiciousness test designed by dr. █████ ████████ which enables many people to know who is the impostor
2. How it works
Some people pronounce "shoes" as "sus", and that makes the Say Shoes test effective at detecting who is the impostor. The test can be done verbally as well as using text messages or Discord.
3. Example
Person 1: Say shoes
Person 2: ss- sus
Person 1: *votes out person 2*
"Hey Honey, put on your cocksucker shoes, drop to your knees, and blow me."
neepads
When my man wants a blow job he tells me to get my cocksucker shoes, so my knees won't hurt
I wear cocksucker shoes to protect my knees while I perform oral sex on a man
Elf shoes are pieces of leftover pizza that are at least a few days old. Defined by the “curl” at the point of the pizza slice, looking like an elf shoe. Typically, elf shoes happen because leftover pizza wasn’t refrigerated. While its not safe to consume pizza that’s been left out for more than a few hours, we’re all guilty of leaving the pizza box out for a few days, slowly chipping away at the leftover elf shoes.
“Hey, bro. You wanna help me finish this box of elf shoes? “
“I should have known that those elf shoes would make me feel like crap!”
Don't give up yet. Stay ready. Something is about happen and you need to be ready for it.
Private Noobie: C'mon Sarge, the enemy hasn't shown in days. Can't we take a break?
Sergeant Hardass: Keep your shoes on, Noobie, don't let your guard down.