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friend 1: dude, i have some great porn
friend 2: i'm already beef jerking ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
One who's personality lends itself to being bullish or blunt without considering the feelings of others. Initially, this type of person has no idea that others see him/her as a jerk due to obliviousness.
I really thought I was just providing my coworker pertinent information, but then I thought about the way I said it. I'm pretty sure I was an accidental jerk.
PULLIN' THE PUG....
not even extended...similar to an inny...not an outty!
YOU:
Hey...I looked up You Porn the other day. It is...actually free!
ME:
Oh, really?
YOU:
I went there the other day to make sure you were right about them charging money........
ME:
DON'T LIE!!! You know you went to that site to JERK-THE-SHMERK!
YOU:
LOL
When a group of gentlemen, whilst floating by innertube or other floatation device, "dock up" by each grabbing the tallywhacker to his immediate right, forming a circle of jerkery.
"This floating circle jerk was conducted by professionals in a controlled environment. Do not attempt at home."
The max level of a jerk. There is the jerk, there is the super jerk, and then there is the jerk supreme. A jerk supreme does terrible things to people simply because they like watching suffering. When mentioning a jerk supreme, you have to be as dramatic as possible.
Rachel is a JERK SUPREME! Why else would she stick her leg out when I was passing her desk?
Like a circle jerk but bigger in scale and with only one loner wanker who gradually gets more and more isolated leading to death
He's on a one way life jerk
An are area where one/two people would preform sexual activates.
This is my jerk spot!